He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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