SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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