We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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