The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
