I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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