im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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