Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let's paint friendship bongs
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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