You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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