My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She is in my trunk
She said her name was "party"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
