You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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