I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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