I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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