They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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