Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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