I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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