Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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