it wasn't lemon gatorade
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
How's work?
Spinning.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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