Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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