is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
