Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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