I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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