Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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