around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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