he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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