I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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