It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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