My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize