Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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