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stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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