And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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