$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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