yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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