So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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