I hate your face
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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