Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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