shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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