did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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