I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
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just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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