let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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