so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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