Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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