Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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