What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You are a genius and a whore.
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