just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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