Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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