Those balls look pretty dangerous.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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