i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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