But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm both gender and math confused
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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