...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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