The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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