Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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