Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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