Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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