I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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