She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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