u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
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