i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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